Notorious neoprohibitionist group has a problem with Ben and Jerry’s Salted Caramel Brownie Brown Ale.
Heaven Hill announces weak, fruity “feminine-flavored” whiskey. Alternate title: Heaven Hill thinks women can’t handle real whiskey.
“Son, it won’t be long before you start to have a drink. So drink beer, and if there is no beer, drink rum.”
Here’s the full-size version of that Forest Service Cocktail Construction Chart you’ve been hearing so much about.
If you’re the quality of sucker willing to pay $250 for a perfume bottle full of freaking vodka, Diageo would like to have a word.
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s accused of bribing small distillers to support current definition of Tennessee whiskey
The Mad Men Effect: How the best TV series ever changed America’s drinking culture and made NPR cry like an angry baby.
The Gladys Kravitz of blogs screeches itself hoarse as Phillies righteously start selling booze and wine.
Involuntary “Circle of Life” wake-up call for Spring Breakers: cruel and unusual punishment, or ironically brilliant?
Decline of Western Civilization picks up speed: Pre-breakfast, dead-sober dance parties sweep the nation.
Taking a break from policing mini-bottle litter, Santa Fe City Council graciously permits 5% beer at Bike and Brew event (limit 3)
“Most interesting man in the world” utterly fails at the ridiculously simple task of being a car passenger.
We’ll just have to assume this 48-year-old, $4K, sold-in-a-jewelry-box whisky is “an astonishing, life-remembering dram of labyrinthine complexity.”
Hysterical ignorance somehow derailed: CO bill to ban powdered alcohol now just regulates it like liquid booze.
More Iowa gas stations want to sell beer on tap. Alternate title: Iowa is cooler than previously imagined.
Wine Institute: That class-action suit against 28 California wineries alleging arsenic-taint is bullshit
Not the best but getting better: U.S. continues its glorious climb up the Global Beer Drinking chart.
Genetically-modified yeast to make wine healthier, smoother, less hangovery, says future Nobel Prize winners.
Care to guess which shameful logo is plastered across the U.S. on this map of each country’s favorite beer?
Heroic KS congressional committee defunds Alcohol Beverage Control until they explain why they’re acting like fascists.
Feds clear way for powdered alcohol sales in the non-nanny states that haven’t already banned it for no goddamn good reason at all.
Are you aware of that whole Florida Man thing? You are? Well, there’s a beer called Florida Man now. So…
Craft breweries a drain on local water supply, says man who is plainly in the pay of the Anti-Saloon League.
Freedom of speech applies to beer labels too: Flying Dog wins the right to call its beer Raging Bitch.
FOR SHAME: NJ food writer lets a little thing like a blizzard stop him from going to a bar to do his damn “job”
CALL TO ACTION: Support Colorado’s Left Hand Brewing in Their Efforts to Remain “Fiercely Independent” in an Atmosphere of Macro-Buyouts
“Zero Tolerance”: Top Members of British Health Services Demand Higher Alcohol Prices, More Arrests for Drunks