{"id":638,"date":"2015-02-17T09:25:20","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T16:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/?p=638"},"modified":"2015-02-17T10:05:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T17:05:39","slug":"best-martini-in-the-history-of-the-world-briefly-on-display-in-denver-mans-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/best-martini-in-the-history-of-the-world-briefly-on-display-in-denver-mans-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Martini in the History of the World Briefly on Display in Denver Man&#8217;s Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DENVER&#8211;The &#8220;best goddamn martini in the history of the world&#8221; was created last night in the kitchen of Denver resident Jake Pressman. Alerted by a tweet accompanied by a\u00a0photo posted at 11:25pm, a Brutal Hammer news team rushed to the scene to discover Pressman had already consumed the martini.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trust me, though,&#8221; he said. &#8220;It was the best goddamn martini ever made by humanity.&#8221; The only other witness\u00a0to the event, Joan Pressman, asserted, &#8220;It did look pretty good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Pressman confessed\u00a0he had prepared and imbibed\u00a0seven previous martinis that evening before landing on the &#8220;best&#8221; martini, but that had no effect whatsoever on his judgment. &#8220;I was honing it down, tweaking it, until I got it just right,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>According to Pressman&#8217;s Facebook and Twitter history, he has previously created &#8220;the best goddamn&#8221; margarita, Old Fashioned and chili mac.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DENVER&#8211;The &#8220;best goddamn martini in the history of the world&#8221; was created last night in the kitchen of Denver resident Jake Pressman. Alerted by a tweet accompanied by a\u00a0photo posted at 11:25pm, a Brutal Hammer news team rushed to the scene to discover Pressman had already consumed the martini. &#8220;Trust me, though,&#8221; he said. &#8220;It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":640,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[74,64],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}