{"id":492,"date":"2015-02-11T20:36:09","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T03:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/?p=492"},"modified":"2015-03-05T10:18:49","modified_gmt":"2015-03-05T17:18:49","slug":"vegas-doc-croaks-hangovers-clinches-future-nobel-prize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/vegas-doc-croaks-hangovers-clinches-future-nobel-prize\/","title":{"rendered":"Vegas Doc Croaks Hangovers, Clinches Future Nobel Prize"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LAS\u00a0 VEGAS\u2014A Las Vegas doctor has catapulted himself well ahead in the running for the 2012 Nobel Prize for Medicine by creating something called the <a href=\"http:\/\/hangoverheaven.com\/\">Hangover Heaven<\/a> bus.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/drunkard.com\/issues\/57\/images\/booze-news-art-4.jpg\" alt=\"Dr Burke\" width=\"175\" height=\"274\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"6\" \/>\u201cHangovers are a major problem in this country,\u201d the saint-like Dr Jason Burke said. \u201cPeople come to Las Vegas to blow off some steam, relieve stress, and have a good time. Should we have to lose an entire day of our vacation because the bartender over-served us the night before? I say no.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His 45-foot-long converted tour bus prowls the streets of Las Vegas, picking up casualties in the war against the booze. In its air-conditioned lounge, nurses administer IVs of saline solution which have been mixed with a proprietary cocktail of vitamins, painkillers and anti-nausea, -heartburn and -inflammatory agents.<\/p>\n<p>Two levels of treatment are available: the basic Redemption package ($90) and the premium Salvation ($150) package.<\/p>\n<p>Dr Burke says he has personally tested his treatments and, by God, they work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LAS\u00a0 VEGAS\u2014A Las Vegas doctor has catapulted himself well ahead in the running for the 2012 Nobel Prize for Medicine by creating something called the Hangover Heaven bus. \u201cHangovers are a major problem in this country,\u201d the saint-like Dr Jason Burke said. \u201cPeople come to Las Vegas to blow off some steam, relieve stress, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":494,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}