{"id":477,"date":"2015-02-11T20:22:45","date_gmt":"2015-02-11T20:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/?p=477"},"modified":"2015-03-05T10:19:11","modified_gmt":"2015-03-05T17:19:11","slug":"hysterical-possibly-insane-teetotaler-group-says-drink-responsibly-messages-encourage-irresponsible-drinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/hysterical-possibly-insane-teetotaler-group-says-drink-responsibly-messages-encourage-irresponsible-drinking\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a0Hysterical, Possibly Insane Teetotaler Group Says \u201cDrink Responsibly\u201d Messages Encourage Irresponsible Drinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SAN FRANCISCO\u2014When you tell a friend to \u201cBe safe,\u201d are you in reality asking her to \u201cGet into a big fucking wreck and die horribly?\u201d Alcohol Justice apparently thinks so.<\/p>\n<p>The organization\u2014which is <em>not<\/em> in fact a team of super-hero drunkards but rather a rabid anti-alcohol group that is allegedly (alleged by me) commanded by Hitler\u2019s ghost\u2014has lashed out at the alcohol industry\u2019s use of the phrase \u201cdrink responsibly\u201d in their advertising.<\/p>\n<p>The group has called on the alcohol industry to stop including \u201cdrink responsibly\u201d messages because they may actually somehow encourage people to do the opposite.<\/p>\n<p>Without explaining how or why this would be, the group also encouraged state attorney generals to investigate companies who dared ask their customers to \u201cdrink responsibly.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SAN FRANCISCO\u2014When you tell a friend to \u201cBe safe,\u201d are you in reality asking her to \u201cGet into a big fucking wreck and die horribly?\u201d Alcohol Justice apparently thinks so. The organization\u2014which is not in fact a team of super-hero drunkards but rather a rabid anti-alcohol group that is allegedly (alleged by me) commanded by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":505,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[54,57],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}