{"id":3486,"date":"2015-08-15T20:36:12","date_gmt":"2015-08-16T02:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/?p=3486"},"modified":"2015-08-15T20:36:12","modified_gmt":"2015-08-16T02:36:12","slug":"the-most-average-beer-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brutalhammer.com\/the-most-average-beer-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Average Beer in the World"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you ask me, The Most Interesting Man in the World needs to expand his horizons a little.\u00a0 If dull Dos Equis is his beer of choice, I’m not sure I want to know what he drinks when he’s not having beer.<\/p>\n

The brew that the Most Interesting Man (hereinafter MIM) made famous was invented<\/a> by a German brewmaster, Wilhelm Haase, who immigrated to Mexico in the 1890s.\u00a0 In 1897 he introduced a new beer called “Siglo XX” — “Twentieth Century,” later renamed Dos Equis.\u00a0 Initially only available in Mexico, it was first imported to the U.S. in 1973.\u00a0 It wasn’t a big seller on either side of the border and eventually the brewery was acquired by Heineken, which still owns it today.<\/p>\n

Far more interesting than the beer itself is the brilliant ad campaign that essentially re-invented it.\u00a0 For decades Dos Equis emphasized its long Mexican heritage, but made little headway against archrival Corona.\u00a0 In 2007, the advertising firm Havas Worldwide<\/a> gambled on a radical reinvention of Dos Equis, as a mysterious and sophisticated beer endorsed by a larger-than-life Man of the World with impeccable tastes.\u00a0 A man the way men used to be, who unashamedly loves booze and women and seeks adventure.\u00a0 So was born the fictional, unnamed MIM, and his famous tagline: \u00a0“Stay thirsty, my friends.”<\/p>\n

But what actor could fill the shoes of the MIM?\u00a0 The unlikey answer: Journeyman actor Jonathan Goldsmith, 66-years-old when he first auditioned, a New Yorker of Russian-Jewish descent (even though the MIM is ostensibly Latino).\u00a0 Goldsmith made a career out of playing bit parts, typically stock bad guys in Westerns — his previous claims to fame were that he was shot by Marshal Dillon in five different episodes of “Gunsmoke<\/a>,” and once by John Wayne<\/a> in the Duke’s last movie, “The Shootist.”\u00a0 But of course Goldsmith was an inspired choice, and by now it’s hard to imagine anyone else in the role.<\/p>\n

Maybe the most clever aspect of the ads<\/a> is the MIM’s subdued endorsement:\u00a0 “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.”\u00a0 It’s as jarring a low-key sell as you’ll ever hear; as if Toucan Sam said, “I don’t always eat cereal, but when I do, I prefer Froot Loops.”\u00a0 But it makes sense. The MIM would never stoop to spouting a slogan — he’s meant to be a straight shooter, giving honest advice on how to live life to the fullest.<\/p>\n

And to think:\u00a0 All the creative firepower behind these ads goes into selling… just another mediocre lager, bland and uninspired.\u00a0 Maybe a little better than Budweiser, and a little more expensive because it’s imported.\u00a0 Dos Equis now also makes something called “Dos-A-Rita<\/a>,” an obvious Bud Light Lime-a-Rita imitator — and if the MIM ever goes within a mile of this stuff, he needs to be cut off.\u00a0 While it’s always a good idea to stay thirsty, my friends, I think we can do better than Dos Equis.<\/p>\n

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