The world-famous Modern Drunkard Podcast recently noted that drunken bicyclists can actually get a DUI for boozy biking in the state of Colorado. Turns out, Colorado is not alone: 21 states and the District of Columbia treat impaired pedaling as a crime, in some cases the equivalent of DUI — with equally harsh penalties. Of all the asinine laws that needlessly oppress drunkards (not to mention bicycling enthusiasts who just want to have a few drinks), these must be the most backwards.
Surely* it is a better world in which potentially impaired persons can opt to bike instead of drive a car. Why take that option away by criminalizing it?
Surely drunk bicycling is the very definition of a victimless crime. The drunken cyclist who loses control and wipes out is in for a painful meeting with the pavement, but the pavement doesn’t care. Whatever bodily harm ensues can be mitigated by wearing a helmet, elbow pads and such-like, which most serious cyclists nowadays seem to do anyway.
Surely it is absurd to revoke a man’s license to drive a car to penalize him for drunk bicycling. Yet this has happened in the state of Oregon, which seems to be the most zealous in cracking down on the non-problem of “BUI.”
Surely lawmakers in the 21 BUI-criminal states will wake up and realize how nutty all this is, won’t they? I won’t hold my breath.
* Before anybody brings it up — No, I’m not calling you Shirley.
photo credit: http://www.dondy.org/index.php?/tags/3-picture/9-drunk
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