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Captain Morgan sales drop as Americans drink less soda

July 29, 2019
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Nannies hound Captain Morgan on Snapchat

January 4, 2018
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Heat Wave

July 29, 2017
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Captain Morgan Forces Rival to Walk the Plank

June 28, 2017
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Captain Morgan sinks Admiral Nelson in trademark battle

June 20, 2017
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Now’s your chance to drink underproof coconut rum

April 1, 2017
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Maid of honor guzzles Fireball and Captain Morgan, steals best man’s car, exposes herself

January 14, 2017
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Pirates of the US: Captain Morgan moves warehousing from St. Croix to Maryland

November 20, 2016
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Captain Morgan ad banned for excessive partying

August 31, 2016
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The Captain Fires a Cannon Blast at Fireball

September 17, 2015
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