Angered by craft rebellion, AB InBev and SAB Miller plan merger, construction of Death Star. May 25, 2016Add Comment
Engulfed in the bright light of righteousness, grocery chain proposes letting you drink while you shop. February 13, 2016Add Comment
After assimilation by AB-InBorg, Breckenridge Brewery declares: “Borg is good. Borg is freedom.” December 23, 2015Add Comment
All Your Crap Beer Are Belong to Us: AB-InBorg prepares to assimilate SABMiller. September 30, 2015Add Comment