VA cops using unconstitutional legal code to secretly blacklist and criminalize “habitual drunkards.”
Teetotalitarianism Alert: “Having a detectable odor of alcohol on or near your person” gets you jailed in VA.
The wussification of America’s youth nears completion as suddenly it’s unkewl to shoot tequila while wearing a mini sombrero.
“The risk of violence and drunken antics involving animals means the annual agriculture fair in Paris will call closing time early this year.”
Engulfed in the bright light of righteousness, grocery chain proposes letting you drink while you shop.
More like “dick-stillery”: R.I. booze-maker trolling Peyton Manning because he won’t drink their godawful swill.
In case an old college buddy isn’t crashing on your sofa, this fridge will tell you when you’re out of beer.
Genius students in Zimbabwe used cereal to make hooch to fuel “sex marathons.” Prudes try to shut the whole thing down.
Poll: Successful, better-educated Americans much more likely to drink than their dumb, shiftless cousins.
Gas Monkey Bar spending “countless hours” trying to figure out how shambooze got inside Patron bottle.
Wine thieves crawled under laser beams to get to the expensive stuff, toasted their success at the scene of the crime with champagne
Winery claims their blue wine is world’s first, totally dissing MD 20/20 Blue Raspberry and Boone’s Farm Hawaiian Blue.
Finally: A bar for those who don’t want to go through that whole “putting liquid into your mouth” hassle.
Wine-theft ring had a “fascination with the luxury of the world of wine, a world that was out of their reach”
Are tax-hungry Feds getting ready to crack down on the freewheeling independent alcohol distribution network?
After only two years of legal battles, Iowa Supreme Court affirms that it’s ok to be drunk on your own front porch
It was all a misunderstanding: Charges dropped against UVA victim beaten by ABC goons, and the goons won’t be charged either
Microbrewers learn that speaking truth to power will get you blackballed by the corporate lapdogs at the North American Brewers Association.
Feds shut down ocean-aging of wine because they’re cheap punks who like to throw their weight around.
“Mobile” septuagenarian smuggled booze into assisted-living facility, caught with prostitute under his bed
The heartbreaking sadness of pretending various random crap from around the house is actually a fancy bar cart.
Drinking a beer while getting a haircut is “a reckless expansion of alcohol availability,” says fanatical neo-prohibitionist outfit