Heroic, utterly selfless drunkard makes beer commercials for brewery that can’t be bothered to advertise in any way.
” . . . if you say the word ‘literally’ you have 5 minutes to finish your drink and then you must leave.”
Suddenly it’s uncool to get fantastically drunk and harangue fast-food workers with outrageous demands.
Brewers enlist AI to name their beer. Some offerings: A Shit Farmhouse Ale, Don’t the Mountain and From The To.
“A poisonous atmosphere of envy and jealousy” : French winemakers reduced to swiping each other’s grapes
S’mores-flavored beer not made for children, but rather adults with Peter Pan Syndrome, insists brewer.
After taking away her daily, lifelong Johnny Walker/Miller High Life “because of old age,” 112-year-old promptly dies.