Category - Breaking
Pub opens in ghost town that has no residents
Horatio Nelson’s booze box goes for $95k.
Drinking website thinks there are 12 beers in a case.
How to drink gin like a smug hipster.
Eager for a PR disaster, Johnnie Walker prepares to launch “Jane Walker.”
Now’s your chance to drink cocktails made with KFC gravy
Report that Buckfast cutting alcohol content turns out to be fake news
Rapper Drake wants you to invest in his bourbon
Beer thieves lead cops on high-speed chase from New York to Vermont
Future Martian colonists better get used to hoppy beer
Canadian whisky’s long-awaited comeback
100-year-old still goes to the bar every day, credits long life to hard cider
Portable device detects shambooze
Why no one ever orders a Rum & Pepsi
19th-Century cures for drunkenness included horse blood, cocaine, hypnotism
Drunk rams armored vehicle into supermarket window to steal wine
Drunk guy slaps around Harvey Weinstein in front of his sober coach
“Survivalist beer” comes complete with knife, paracord, solar blanket
Stolen last week, world’s most expensive bottle of vodka found empty
Thirsty drunk steals cop car to make beer run
Science reveals why beer foams up when you tap the top of a bottle
Paranormal investigators hunt ghosts at Jim Beam distillery
Betty White’s keys to long life are vodka and hot dogs
French Count sues champagne brand over hiring of ex-porn star
The bar that never closes
Nannies hound Captain Morgan on Snapchat
When a pint isn’t a pint
World’s most expensive bottle of vodka stolen
How to survive on nothing but beer
Man in coma after champagne bottle explodes in his crotch
Pass the Courvoisier
Drunks evade public booze ban by building their own sand island in international waters
Drink your Christmas tree
Ricky Gervais claims he’s been drunk every day since he turned 18
ISIS announces it will target drunks on New Year’s Eve
Montana’s “kitsch-tastic” tiki bar
Budweiser knocked out of top 3 in sales, surpassed by Miller Lite
A few words in praise of eggnog
Christmas comes early when 20 cases of vodka fall off delivery truck
Scientists explain the concept of Deep Time through whisky
One Lord of the Rings wine to rule them all
Thirsty Kiwis running out of beer
US State Dept. gets serious about Mexican shambooze
Water makes bourbon taste better, says company that sells $10 bottles of water
Forward-thinking mom argues for letting kids sample alcohol at 13
Father shoots son who drank his vodka
500 years later, distillery reopens
US now has 6,000 breweries; 83% of adults live within 10 miles of a brewery
Brewer that mocked craft beer now wants to “Elevate” it
“Alcosynth” will replace traditional alcohol within a generation, scientist predicts
Now you can smuggle booze in your ski poles
The world’s largest whiskey collection
Taco Bell now has its own brand of beer
Revealed: Only 11% of Americans want to drink beer from Mars
Bar offers $99 crash pads after last call
“Champagne of Beers” now available in actual champagne bottles
Drunk man brutally executed by cop for failing psychopathic version of Simon Says.
Drinking wine can make you smarter
Last call at strip club featured on “The Sopranos”
100-year-old barmaid not ready to retire yet
The best rooftop igloo bar so far
Blu-Ray software delayed because developers cheerfully admit they were drunk
Why Vietnamese people love Hennessy
The first rye scotch whisky in 100 years
NJ cracks down on drunk droning
Pizza Hut now delivering beer and wine
Bouncer beaten because he tried to break up bar fight between women
Office Xmas parties sober up in wake of sex scandals
No, lowering alcohol taxes won’t kill people
Drunk man cooks his own breakfast at Waffle House while staff sleeps
Hoosiers still waiting for cold beer
Party animal possum downs a bottle of bourbon
Secret shambooze factory discovered on remote farm
Man steals 13 empty beer kegs for some reason
Suddenly it’s uncool to get fantastically drunk and harangue fast-food workers with outrageous demands.
Voice-activated decanter pours your drink for you
“Rescue Bus” collects drunks who miss their train stop
Australia is now transitioning from Nanny State to Police State.
The NeoDrys are getting crafty.
Coors Light has had a rough year, but not as bad as Bud Light
Man killed roommate over missing Keystone Ice
Woman kicked out of bar for being too short
Vodka, your new first-aid kit essential
1,800 gallons of vodka stolen in massive heist
Confirmed: Different types of booze trigger different emotions
Budweiser sends barley seeds to Mars
North Korea cracks down on drinking and singing
Gordon Ramsay slammed for praising bad beer
Restaurant offers vodka-infused turkey for Thanksgiving
Unhappy Meal: Drunk guy arrested after ordering 200 hash browns at McDonald’s
Bogus bourbon from the folks who brought you hard root beer
Life gets a little bit easier for the winos of Arkansas
The finest tequila ever made in Scotland
Professional thieves score $800,000 worth of rare whisky from Paris store
In victory for neo-prohibitionists, Scotland says goodbye to cheap booze
Evidence that winemaking began 8,000 years ago
Boozing on the Orient Express
Beer run goes terribly wrong.
$350,000 bottle of wine sets record
Best-selling cocktail of 2017: Old Fashioned
Tuskegee Airman honored with his own beer
Wisconsin bill would lower drinking age to 19
NBC report on alcohol-cancer link is “an example of misinformation and fear-mongering”
Drunk guy smuggles python in his pants
Wine for the zombie apocalypse
Beam drinkers boycott over spokeswoman’s politics
The church where parishioners drink through the service and are baptized in beer
1.1 million Americans homebrew their own beer
The world’s best Tiki bar is in… Kansas City?
The world’s most remote bars
Don’t open your beer with a canister of pepper spray
$10,000 shot of scotch turns out to have been a fake
Honest panhandler’s sign: “Why lie — need beer”
Miller, Anheuser-Busch taunt each other on YouTube
Whiskey deodorant is 136 proof, claims to be “gut-punch to your pit stink”
Bar offers “Bloody Hour” discount to women on their period
Fail: Man locked in beer cooler all night drinks only four
Patrons escape bar minutes before it collapses
The world’s most comfortable drunk tank
Man sits quietly in bar for six hours before staff realizes he’s dead
Budweiser revives Prohibition-era recipe
Man downs 6 beers in 40 seconds using a leaf blower
France struggles to keep up with America’s thirst for Henn-dog
Study: Booze boosts foreign language skills
Tito’s knocks off Smirnoff as best-selling spirit in U.S.
Airline’s “champagne service” doesn’t include champagne
Booze-filled ornaments to brighten your Christmas
Remote-controlled “cooler cannon” will toss you a beer
Revealed: Flip Cup gets you drunk faster than Beer Pong
“Take Back Craft” coalition aims to buy out A-B InBev
Wine thief siphons 3,000 liters into his parents’ basement
Is it really a bar if there’s only three people?
Boiling wine flows in CA wine country Inferno
Winery gone wild
Bar offers free beer to Dept. of Transportation workers if they finally finish roadwork
Halloween cocktail garnished with edible eyeball
Ready for more Corona?
Now this is a gin festival
Bacardi already back in business after Hurricane Maria
Outrage over former Most Interesting Man’s Columbus Day tequila ad
California wine country torched by wildfires
“Empowering” beer designed to counter menopausal symptoms
Brewers enlist AI to name their beer. Some offerings: A Shit Farmhouse Ale, Don’t the Mountain and From The To.
Drinking regularly lowers risk of diabetes, massive Danish study reports.
Drunk man saves the world by traveling through time to warn of alien invasion
Man accused of terrorism when his Jack Daniel’s flag is mistaken for ISIS banner
Vodka-infused ice cream weighs in at impressive 8.7% ABV
Best stadium beer experience in MLB: Cincinnati
“A poisonous atmosphere of envy and jealousy” : French winemakers reduced to swiping each other’s grapes
Age it long enough and even Canadian Club tastes good
Shocking new study reveals that beer makes people happy
When drunk canoeing is outlawed, only outlaws will canoe drunk
Winemaking and video gaming finally meet
Why not build a miniature golf course inside a brewery?
“Indiana Jones of booze” hunts down vintage spirits so hipster bars can really stick it to you.
At long last, there’s a Gin and Tonic-scented cologne.
Senior citizens getting hammered at Red Lobster
Of course a “classy gin cocktail” has Buckfast as an ingredient
London’s most famous bar
Narragansett’s big comeback
Thriving Tiki bar was inspiration for Star Wars’ Mos Eisley Cantina
Maker of Jack Daniel’s replacing 70 humans with machines so as to “reduce injuries.”
Science has a new weapon against shambooze
Brazen thieves score $52,000 worth of scotch
Now TGI Fridays is delivering booze
Tequila blamed for the worst hangovers, and other results of “Bad and Boozy” drinking survey
Bourbon heist mastermind pleads guilty
Bar offers free drinks for patrons over 80, but valid ID required
Booze will be on the menu at 350 new Taco Bell locations
Nannies screech about wine festival for moms
111-year-old woman credits nightly slug of scotch for long life
Islamists shut down Malaysian beer festival
Since when did driving a balloon-covered golf cart to McDonald’s become a crime?
High-tech sensor lets everyone know when the keg is tapped out
The world’s first bicycle made out of whisky barrels
Brits tune out government drinking guidelines
Voice-command refrigerator delivers cold beer to the couch
Power of booze: Drunk guy survives Hoover Dam swim
Despite hysterical predictions of doom, Hemingway House in Key West shrugs off Irma.
Cocktails for the extremely lazy
Having nothing better to do, cops set up sting to take down the owner of MyBeerCellar.com
“Master tailgater” tips somehow omit the booze
Kentucky’s official state drink is… milk?
Wine cellar seems like a good place to ride out Hurricane Irma
Dedicated drunkard sells his car for booze money
Barman makes beer history by carrying 29 full steins
S’mores-flavored beer not made for children, but rather adults with Peter Pan Syndrome, insists brewer.
Das Boot or Das Booze?
Elderly couple goes on drunken rampage
Scotch keeps her a “well oiled machine,” says 107-year-old
Thieves use Paris catacombs to pull off massive wine heist
adidas selling beer-resistant sneakers for Oktoberfest
Drinkers unite to demand booze on the beach
Japanese beer vendors have service down to a science
Cider moves beyond the apple
Conor McGregor vows to take over the Irish whiskey market.
Bartending school called out as an “absolute, total waste of money.”
The hipster’s guide to building a faux dive bar.
PA Liquor Board gains even more popularity by shutting down charity pub-run
Hurricane Harvey inspires Harvey Wallbanger appreciation
Texans cope with impending hurricane by buying lots of booze
After taking away her daily, lifelong Johnny Walker/Miller High Life “because of old age,” 112-year-old promptly dies.
Nannies succeed in stopping veterinarian from offering clients wine
Liquor license puts the “fun” back in “funeral”
Rather large woman manages to smuggle 18 bottles of booze out of liquor store
Winemaker crushed to death by wine press
Sour grapes: Winemaker sabotaged rival by draining his vats
Former member of The Beastie Boys now working as a somm
Crown Prince of Denmark turned away from bar because he didn’t have ID
Resort raids reveal just how widespread Mexico’s shambooze problem is.
Bar staying open until 3 a.m. may lead to “vomit, defecation and drugs”
Drys trying to rebrand Neoprohibition as Mindful Drinking.
Of course there’s now a moonshine called Total Eclipse
Not so fast: Study that declared drinking a “public health crisis” called out
Scientists insist scotch is better with a splash of water
FL woman drunkenly bites angler’s fishing line, swims away with his lure
Japanese bar employs monkeys as waiters
Daily whisky is “good medicine,” says 107-year-old
Sailor Jerry rum hits the big time
Replica 18th-century warship delivers remote island brewery’s beer
What fresh whiskey Hell is this?
10,000 gallons of tainted booze seized from Mexican resorts
The freshest beer at Guantanamo
Man in need of beer money tries to pawn ex-wife’s wedding dress
“I’m a mover and a fucking shaker”: Man kicked out of bar for hitting on all the women
That $10,000 shot of Macallan might have been a fake
Probably not a good idea to sell your moonshine on Facebook
Man arrested under 19th-century law for being drunk in charge of a horse
Your drinking is now a “public health crisis”
Introducing Natty Rush
Big Beer’s latest big idea: a loyalty program that awards XP
Aug. 9th is World Baijiu Day
Why the hell not fried-chicken flavored beer?
What’s a beer run without beer?
Puritanical lies about alcohol
Man claims he found geckos in his Heineken
“There are no bad drinks, only bad bartenders”
Just like Dracula, Transylvanian brewer uses guerrilla tactics to thwart foreign invasion.
Anchor Steam, the great-grandaddy of craft brewing in the US, snapped up by megacorp.
AI craft beer names only marginally less annoying than human-sourced.
“Satan’s shot” of chili vodka proves too hot to handle
The $10,000 shot
Liquor store’s “Pull Your Pants Up” policy stirs controversy
Only 20% of Americans admit to have been drunk on a vacation flight
Priests kicked out of pub when they’re mistaken for a stag party
Study: Booze gets the creative juices flowing
The oldest bar in every state
$15 gin cinderellas the gold at the International Wine and Spirits Competition.
San Jose replacing dehumanizing drunk tanks with recliner-equipped “sobering stations.”
Mexico swears it will crack down on widespread bad-booze epidemic.
Didn’t I just read this somewhere?
Suddenly it’s uncool to use a hammerhead shark as a beer bong.
“Where’s your brim cup and your full carouse that can make a merry heart?”
Parents dining out with kids need booze, not a lecture
Study: Regular alcohol intake lowers risk of diabetes by a third.
Distillery plays music for whiskey to improve taste
It’s hard to outrun the cops with your pants full of vodka
Gin infused with motorcycle parts selling for $1,000 and up
Makers of “beer for her” lash back, suggesting it’s the rest of the beer industry that’s sexist.
Contrary to country western songs, drinking helps you remember, says study.
Woman finds dead lizard in her beer bottle
North Korea’s annual beer festival doesn’t make it to year two
Fidel Castro’s personal rum selling for £499/bottle
Ex-slave who trained Jack Daniel gets new recognition
Can you get drunk on kombucha?
The strange war on alcohol advertising
Most women not too thrilled about “Beer for Her”
Whiskey in the Civil War
Keep your ironical hands off my Stag Beer, you goddamn hipsters.
Tiki bar accused of cultural appropriation re-opens, with some modifications
Natty Light goes upscale with supermodel spokesperson
Gallup: Teetotalers most likely to be depressed.
Man tosses ticket for public drunkenness, gets second ticket for littering
Presley estate wins suit over Elvis Beer
New touch-screen beer tap limits users to 32 ounces so they’re not “over-served”
Buckfast sales are booming
Nips survive Maine governor’s attempt to ban them
If it’s non-alcoholic, it doesn’t deserve to be called Gin
Dose of vodka saves pet cat from poisoning
Miller Lite challenges Bud Light to a taste test
Alabama ABC’s ban of Margarita pitchers doesn’t last long
Baptists manage to shut down SC liquor store, for now
Empty beer kegs recycled as urinals
Woman’s Christian Temperance Union still making noise in 2017
How to get out of jury duty: Show up with beer
Tracing the origins of the cocktail party
Mayor of Rome bans drinking on the street at night
$30,000 tequila at least comes in a nice bottle
Vandal leaves pile of crap in Dewar’s distillery offices, management vows to “get to the bottom” of incident
Hidden since Prohibition, centuries-old wine collection unearthed
Archaeologists re-create ancient Sumerian beer
Travelling light: Airline flyer’s luggage consists of one can of beer
Whiskey-fuelled car hits the road
Put pickles in your beer, says pickle maker.
An incomplete list of the best whiskeys for camping
Struck by a self-destructive impulse, “King of Beers” puts “Sic Semper Tyrannis” on some of its cans.
$300 million warship christened with $8 wine
Frozen cocktail tears hole in man’s stomach
Tesla engineer reveals his hangover cure
Joyrider hits the road on a motorized beer crate
100-year-old credits wine for long life
AB InBorg deploys assimilated brewers in desperate attack on the craft independence seal.
Shocker: Sunday liquor sales prove to be very popular
McDonald’s restaurants using classical music to calm drunks
Beer yeast from beehives
Beer is indeed a health drink
Nannies graciously permit Oregon bars to advertise Happy Hour
The story of beer is the story of America.
Why not a ramen noodle flavored beer?
Canadian whisky found hidden in de-commissioned ship’s mast
Tiki bar accused of cultural appropriation, owner apologizes and shuts down
Bacardi back on top as world’s best-selling rum
Le Terminateur: Arnold Schwarzenegger now a French wine ambassador
Tequila industry not real happy about Heineken’s tequila-flavored beer
Las Vegas’ first robot bar is soulless, pricey and slooooow.
America’s favorite cocktail: The Margarita
Craft fights back against Big Beer with independent seal
NBA arena gets a courtside bar
Man sent flying by runaway bus gets up and walks into a pub
End of the World part 2: Woman sues bar for letting her ride its mechanical bull
End of the World: Scotch cocktails now available in a can
MADD founder Candace Lightner slams Utah’s .05 law
Revealed: Baseball fans prefer craft beer, football fans drink macro
Now you can own a guitar made from Bushmills whiskey barrels
“Footloose law” brings outdoor booze and dancing to small KY town
George Clooney sells his tequila company Casamigos for $1 billion
Creative environmentalists turn leftover carrots into vodka
Study: Drink gin for hay fever relief
Mummified toe stolen from bar
Captain Morgan sinks Admiral Nelson in trademark battle
NY says no to booze in movie theaters
Private submarine comes complete with its own bar
All aboard the Multi-Sensory Gin Train
Soccer star offered free beer for life to switch teams
Power of Booze: Drunk man hailed as hero in Grenfell Tower fire
Message inscribed on 2,600-year-old shard: Send more wine
Who’s ready for a Kenny G G&T?
Canada’s own version of Thunderbird
Is Miller High Life the next PBR?
Former Most Interesting Man in the World now pitching tequila
Inside the booming black market for bourbon
Judge orders drunk drivers to download Uber, Lyft
Ballpark beer vendor’s plea: “Stop buying beer on the concourse”
Scientists use glowing dyes to spot fake whiskey
Impoverished drunk fakes medical emergencies to avoid paying bar tabs
Dan Aykroyd gives advice on how to enjoy vodka
Underground beer bunker keeps bottles cold and safe from harm
LeBron James, wine connoisseur
Why not beer flavored with sheep heads?
“I’d had four or five pints — nothing major,” says Lion of London Bridge.
Forbidden booze honoring Tiananmen Square victims finally makes it to China
Desperate boozehound smashes SUV into liquor store to steal 4 bottles
Wayne Gretzky opens winery, distillery
What conflict of interest? A-B InBev secretly acquires stake in RateBeer.com
Johnny Depp jams in weird Japanese beer ad
Peacock rampages through liquor store
Terrorists can’t separate London man from his beer
NFL ends liquor ad ban
Fueled by cigars and whiskey, America’s oldest veteran roars past 111.
Playing beer pong in the middle of a busy intersection sends “the wrong message to younger kids”
Just because your bar doesn’t have a sign does not make it a speakeasy
Drink more tequila for lower blood sugar, easier weight loss
Danica Patrick now in the wine business
Counterfeit Budweiser even more repulsive than you’d expect
Worst gin festival ever.
Treacherous pols and Big Distro move to crush craft brewing in Texas.
Desperate wino sneaks into home through doggie door, samples four bottles
Mensa conference ends in drunken rampage
Greatest beer run in modern history finally released in book form. Can a major motion picture deal be far behind?
Distilling’s mad scientist “recreates” 20-year-old rum in six days.
The fastest low-tech way to chill a beer.
The drunkest metal band ever seen
LA’s weirdest bar
Beer pipeline will span 4.5 miles, carry 110,000 gallons
Why not a gin & tonic ice cream parlor?
Veto of “liquor wall” bill keeps FL mired in Prohibition era
Why there’s no malt liquor in Iceland
Class things up with a 6-pack of champagne
Budweiser promises “fresher” beer
Cocktail called the “Pill Cosby” doesn’t go over too well for some reason
Ever wanted to walk into a bar and come off as an uptight asshole? GQ shows you how!
Drunk guy passes out on car trunk, survives 14 mile ride down the interstate
The dive bar at the end of the world
Wedding pictures from humanity’s 9000-year marriage to booze.
Drunken attempt to kiss a rattlesnake ends about like you’d expect
The history of the Jell-O shot
Don’t drink and drive with a lizard in your bra
“We truly believe that ABInBev intends to systematically destroy American craft beer as we know it”
FL man complains that jail doesn’t serve beer
Study: There’s no such thing as a mean drunk
“Plain disrespectful” woman shows up drunk at MADD presentation
Vegas casinos to visitors: Earn your drink
It’s come to this: Man falls off bar stool, sues bar for serving him.
Pub gives 100-year-old regular free beer for life
More proof that wine may prevent dementia
Beer coming to Burger King
College grad shotguns beer while collecting his diploma
Drink tequila for healthier bones
New and improved SoCo will be made with actual whiskey
“I wake up in the weeds sometimes with a bottle in my hand. And I feel good. I’m a free-born man.”
Diplomat enlivens boring UN peace talks by showing up drunk
Taffer taking his act to the UK for Pub Rescue
Rats drink thousands of liters of confiscated booze
Jägermeister wants you to “Be the Meister”
Best airport bars
In a historic act of corporate generosity, Bombay briefly offers Canadians double-proof gin.
PA inching away from Prohibition
“Ultimate Pappy Experience” for Derby Day will only set you back $5,000
Used to be that a spiked drink had alcohol in it
Gallo plotting a new version of Thunderbird?
Chicago’s oldest bar shuts down after 136 years
Bungling booze bandit steals semi cab, forgets the trailer
New flask that holds two separate drinks only costs $2,575
Utah’s .05 law: “Come for vacation, leave on probation”
Finally: Finnish brewery offers 1000-pack of beer.
Two pints of beer better for pain than most common painkillers.
Atlantic City Boardwalk finally getting a beer garden
The world’s biggest gin collection
The Cocktail King of Cuba
Drunks 1, Security Robots 0
Britain’s most remote pub
Bud Light criticized for giving free beer to the homeless
Thirsty monkey crashes boat party to steal vodka
How not to tap a beer keg
Man storms into burning apartment building to rescue beer
If you successfully rob a bank, try to celebrate at a bar more than a block away.
How much should jurors be allowed to drink?
World’s largest beer package holds 420 cans
108-year-old vet reveals the keys to long life: women and vodka
Bar’s outdoor “lynching scene” doesn’t go over so well
Nebraska’s Liquor Commission rules that Native American’s shouldn’t have access to alcohol.
Alcohol enforcers crack down on the menace of bottomless mimosa brunch
73-year-old hauled off to jail for distilling liquor in his shed
Funeral for “dead” man called off after he’s found drinking in a bar
Drinking while jurying
Four Loko now making shooters
Italian wine industry accused of using a “system of slaves”
Bad news for vampires: You probably won’t get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood
GHSA warns against drunk walking
Fascist cops cite man drinking non-alcoholic beer for open container violation
The many health benefits of gin
Sting launches wine called Roxanne
Man charged with drunk driving a motorized picnic table
Sam Adams, Miller fight over future of craft beer
Runner shotguns 13 beers during half-marathon, still finishes in under two hours
Pub crawl by helicoptor
Famous drunkard golfer up to his old form
Beer infused with shards from baseball bats
For one week in Israel, Trump Vodka lives on
Prohibition costs India’s economy billions
Wine now available in a 40-ouncer
Buckfast monks threatened with loss of charitable status
One weird trick to get around restrictive alcohol-purchase laws.
Latest Fireball challenger: Hellboy’s “Hell Water”
Drink more wine for better brain performance
Why April 7th is National Beer Day
Famed Italian wine is made by prison inmates
Embarrassing nightclub photos
Shocker: Those Budweiser immigrant ads aren’t historically accurate
Jay-Z’s new champagne only $850/bottle
California winery killed by Prohibition is reborn
Yale students unveil latest hangover prevention elixir
Nostalgia, thirst driving explosive growth of “barcades.”
Free drinks? There’s an app for that.
Pastor hopes to enact prohibition by buying out liquor stores.
Bar may lose liquor license over patrons’ excess vomiting
Guinness debuts Irish Wheat Beer
Creative wine homebrewer tops his fermenting jugs with condoms
Darius Rucker parlays backstage boozing into Backstage Whiskey.
Thanks to Brexit, the Great British Booze Cruise is coming back.
Craft brewers employ grassroot political tactics to fight entrenched boozecracy.
Emergency vodka treatment for poisoned cat
Now’s your chance to drink underproof coconut rum
French not cool with imported Spanish box wine
Legislator in the pocket of AB InBorg wants to hamstring Nevada’s craft brew pubs.
Indiana legislators, who are plainly in the pay of the Anti-Saloon League, launch attack against cold beer.
Nursing homes throwing cocktail parties to help residents cope with dementia
164 ounces of Moscow Mule in a big-ass jug = The Mega Mule
Scotch, cigars, and sex the keys to 99-year-old woman’s long life
Last dry town on Illinois’ North Shore finally gets with the program
How to get certified as a beer expert
Why Southern brides bury bourbon before their wedding
Just say No to flavored wine
Slain by Prohibition, Monogram Whiskey rises from the grave a century later.
As the black shadow of ISIS is driven from the land, Iraq’s liquor stores bloom.
Finally: Easter candy, a lighter, and a mini-bottle of Buckfast now available in one package
Liquor regulators partying on taxpayers’ tab
Space colonists should be packing liquor, not beer.
Sicilian criminal gang holds wine for ransom
Gallo Empire expands into Napa, aiming for “luxury wine segment”
Maui County, Hawaii is “leading the way” with 24-hour alcohol sales
Study confirms teetotalers at greater risk of heart disease, stroke
WWI booze stash unearthed in Israel
Physicist invents dripless wine bottle
It’s time to legalize home distilling.
Hoping to foil buybots and scalpers, PA uses lottery system to sell Pappy.
Ghost Tequila aims to be the new Fireball
It’s now ok to show up for work drunk in Colombia
Miracle: One MLB team is actually lowering beer prices at the ballpark
Best not to try swimming with crocodiles after pounding box wine
Stone Brewing’s “toilet water” pale ale said to have “caramel notes.”
Costco’s Kirkland Signature brands have become a cult favorite
Man wearing a Pikachu onesie sparks bar brawl
Rum being aged the old-fashioned way aboard USS Constellation
VA becomes the 49th state to allow sales of Everclear
Irish outraged over Canadian bar’s bad Guinness pour
The origins of green beer on St. Paddy’s Day
Spring Breakers set up a GoFundMe to replenish their booze
Drunk man’s search for a wishing well ends in misfortune
“There is no happy hour for menstruation”
Caviar-infused vodka only $213 a bottle
Amazon now willing to make beer runs in Ohio.
Winter wine warning forecast goes viral.
Bulleit decides to finally build a distillery. Wait, what?
Suddenly it’s uncool for substitute teachers to suck down box wine during class.
Mars colonists may be forced to drink Budweiser.
Outrage over “Drunk Lives Matter” t-shirts
Member of Alcohol Control Board arrested for public drunkenness
Your descendants might live on a planet named after Belgium beer.
“First Robotic Bar in the World”
It went wrong: Car crashes into bar named Murphy’s Law
“A gentleman’s beer bong”
Bushmills targets bourbon drinkers
Texas vodka distilled from black-eyed peas
Utah lowers DUI threshold to .05
Vodka ads banned for linking alcohol with sex and excessive drinking
America’s favorite beer: Coors
Baileys Irish Cream now available in an even weaker version
At long last, Minnesotans will be able to buy booze on Sunday.
Bourbon drinkers, rum needs you
Escaped inmate who left a trail of beer cans wasn’t too hard to track down
Juggling performance gets driver out of a DUI
Pastor opens a bar in his church
Those Yellow Tail Super Bowl ads were a success
Helpful cops lend drunkards a wheelbarrow for transportation
Beer Hotel features hot tub filled with IPA
Bar patrons pulverize man who threatened crowd with a rifle
Hawaiian beer isn’t really Hawaiian?
Too much booze in the bottle
Counterfeit whisky ring busted
Heineken launches craft beer for non-craft beer drinkers
Campus Brownshirts search students for alcohol in dining halls
Toasting Welsh whisky on St. David’s Day
Brewery gives free case of beer to locals who adopt a pet
Man arrested for drunkenly operating a motorized cooler
Power of booze: Found bottle of wine brings strangers together
Blue law falls: MN allows Sunday booze purchases
The glory days of baseball and beer marketing
Bud Light returns to the UK after 16 year absence
Man angry there’s no Miller Lite throws restaurant staffer over table
Playboy Club is back after 30 years
Study: Gifted students more likely to drink
The bar for women who don’t want to be hit on
Canadian whisky comeback
Nannies set to ban glassware in bars
Woman performs impressive gymnastics during field sobriety test
The most popular college drinking games
Now USA Today is publishing fake news.
Band empties bar after “enema performance” goes wrong
Vegas hotel debuts champagne vending machine
Booze returns to Iraqi city formerly held by ISIS
$40,000 beer heist was an inside job
Sensing a decline in American masculinity, MillerCoors relaunches Zima.
106-year-old woman recommends daily dose of whisky for long life
Countries that drink the least wine are also the most dangerous.
Boycott succeeds in doubling Trump Wine sales in Virginia.
“Horny Beer” turns out to be pretty popular
The top 6 cocktails named after Alaska
Guide to getting drunk at Disney World
The world loves California wine
Guinness to open first US brewery in 63 years
Drunk guys go through McDonald’s drive-thru towed on a couch
CO considers letting bars stay open past 2 am; MADD not happy
Red wine increases sexual arousal
How moonshine bootlegging gave rise to NASCAR
Brewery uses diamonds for no goddamn good reason at all.
All the booze you can drink for a buck? In freaking Tokyo? Gee, I wonder if there’s a catch.
Attention lightweights! This shameful device will help preserve that bottle of wine you couldn’t finish.
A field guide to communist rum.
Girl pops champagne with her butt
Adam Levine, Sammy Hagar unveil “world’s first Mezquila”
Beer from 5,000 years ago about as good as you’d expect
Bar named “Negro Ball” not proving very popular
G & T served in a miniature bathtub
Trader Vic’s in Beverly Hills closes after 62 years
“Adult summer camp” at least serves plenty of booze
Feb. 10th: First International Scotch Day
Australians humiliated by Yellow Tail Super Bowl ad
America’s favorite alcoholic beverage: beer
How to drink baijiu
The Man wants to know: “Where were you drinking?” Place of Last Drink programs expanding
French rum inspired by submarines
Booze prevents food poisoning
How the deep-fried pickle took over sports bars
Yellow Tail delivers 4,000 bottles of wine to A-B brewery
Casino fined for providing top-notch cocktail service.
Man shot because the cognac wasn’t chilled
The hidden wine cellars under the Brooklyn Bridge
In movie theaters, booze is the new popcorn.
Woman stabs boyfriend in the butt over beer fridge
Iconic bar Lefty O’Doul’s shuts down
Kansas guv, who is plainly an agent of the Anti-Saloon League, wants to double liquor taxes.
Johnny Depp budgets $30k a month for wine.
Raise a glass to the Smithsonian’s first beer scholar
The best Canadian whisky of 2017
Anyone for a Buckfast negroni?
Attention Peter Pan Complexers: your Oreo-flavored beer is ready.
Humans are preadapted for consuming alcohol.
He lived it: 7 bottles of wine a day for John Hurt
FL moves to dismantle “liquor wall”
Epic wildfires decimate Chile’s wine country
Who’s up for absinthe aged in Serbian juniper barrels?
America’s oldest winery
Revealed: Prohibition extended even in to airspace
MADD & Uber collaborate on a chip bag that informs you you’ve had a drink, in case you weren’t paying attention.
Outrage over new NOLA French Quarter security measures
AI alcohol: Supercomputer crafts rum based on social media posts
Jan. 24th: Beer Can Appreciation Day
Shocker: Walmart’s “craft” beer isn’t really craft
Our 9,000-year love affair with booze
Scotch whisky at the movies
Police hunt man dressed as a bottle of Heineken who stole pizzas
Montana lawmaker wants to bring back the road beer.
Can you brew beer on the moon?
Bat removed from endangered list thanks to tequila
Snoop Dogg talks gin
Chicago Cubs now sponsored by Jim Beam
Barback walked 11 miles during one shift on New Year’s Eve
“Whisky is the key to long life” claims Britain’s oldest Olympian
Yes, drinking whiskey will help fight a cold
Bar owner attacks DJ with katana and dagger
Outrage over beer named after Hindu god
The wild-ass history of malt liquor.
Maid of honor guzzles Fireball and Captain Morgan, steals best man’s car, exposes herself
When the downstairs neighbor is a bar
“The Sound of Rum”
Revealed: Henry VIII spent £6 million a year on alcohol
First wine, then Fireball, and now boxed vodka
Buying regular-sized bottles of wine is strictly for suckers.
Jack Daniel’s figures out a way to make Irish Coffee alcohol-free.
Study: Let’s protect children by banning all alcohol advertising
Drunk munchies are for real
Last call for alcohol at Starbucks
Rickroll? Rick Astley reportedly launching his own beer
Bartender’s fancy trick sets patron on fire
91-year-old launches her own craft vodka
Pathetic bar burglar makes off with beer, wine and toilet paper
“I miss the person I was when I drank”
It’s tough to be a bartender in northern Iraq
Court overturns DUI conviction of wheelchair-bound “driver”
103-year-old’s life rules include daily bourbon
Car wash cleans up by serving beer and wine
Busch beer gets its first Super Bowl ad
Hockey fan on Kiss Cam snubs girlfriend to smooch his beer
Pour some out for the creator of red Solo cups, dead at 84
“The Champagne of Beers” now available in an actual champagne bottle
Study: Red wine helps fight acne
Drunk guy pays the price for trying to snuggle with a lion
George Washington’s eggnog recipe
That whole “US law requires all booze to be radioactive” thing isn’t true.
If you party in Saudi Arabia, resist the urge to post clips on YouTube.
Flora-Bama bar doubles as a church on Sundays
The alleged comeback of “stocktails”
Church says no to tavern’s donated toys
Vodka-filled candy canes for Xmas
So now were supposed to pair whiskey with goddamn candy bars.
Smug brewers creating memes to squelch negative reviews is now a thing.
Bar bans patrons from using “derogatory language”
Baptist church not cool with bowling alley’s liquor license
The dangers of drunk table-dancing
“Stop showering your workers with free beer,” says that high-strung guy in the corner cubicle no one likes.
Uptighties giving MillerCoors hell for being honest about Old Milwaukee’s superior ABV.
Cuba offers to pay back quarter-billion dollar Czech debt–with rum.
LA bar sells forties of Colt 45 complete with brown paper bag
New and improved: Milwaukee’s Best Ice ups ABV to 6.9%
Man in Santa suit pulls bartender over bar after being refused service
What does $22,000 cognac taste like?
Shameless: Alcohol now blamed for body image issues
Disney’s Magic Kingdom brings on the beer and wine
US now has 5,000 breweries
Former Green Berets team up to open a distillery
Suddenly it’s uncool to play the last three holes shit-hammered and pants-free.
Hoping to eliminate the middlebarman, credit card company rolls out self-pour beer taps.
The world’s most disgusting alcoholic drinks
Woman hacks fridge to dispense wine instead of water
Drunk Norwegian man goes on umbrella rampage
Swimming bandits raid boat house for booze
Revealed: NFL players drink whiskey to warm up during cold games
Jaegermeister not cool with Milwaukee Bucks’ deer-head logo
Inside Sammy Hagar’s liquor cabinet
Actual headline: “Drunken man angered over loss of booze”
Pastrami-flavored beer arrives
Nursing homes okayed for liquor licenses
Kirk Douglas celebrates 100th birthday with vodka
“Happy Hour Playset” for toddlers turns out to be a fake
89-year-old arrested for the crime of selling alcohol on a Sunday
Why not scotch-infused toothpicks?
Stoners swarm into Sonoma Wine Country
AB InBorg assimilating Chicago offices with pods disguised as beer fridges.
It’s Modelo’s turn to be crowned King of Hipster Beer, says hipster-in-deep-denial.
Fireball now available in a big-ass box
America’s fastest shrinking beer brands
Gin from wine grapes
Hand sanitizer can cause false positive with Breathalyzer.
Walmart now has its own line of craft beer.
Usain Bolt dashes into the champagne business
UNESCO: Belgium’s beer culture is a Treasure of Humanity
Science recreates 5,000-year-old Chinese beer
Beer Mile world record-holder scores shoe deal with Adidas
Who’s up for some Jeppson’s Malört Hot Sauce?
Study recommends criminalizing drunk walking
Beer bottle attack floors man who tried to pay for sex with a boiled egg
How to make your own pruno
Xmas tree made out of 2,500 beer cans raises money for charity
Suddenly Germany is all about the gin.
In a bold move, Utah considers increasing total number of liquor stores from 44 to 63.
It’s a shameful waste, but washing your hair with beer really works.
Quake-shattered Italian monastery hopes to brew their way to recovery.
No drinking in Cuba during official period of mourning
Dutch man euthanized because of alcohol addiction
Lots of bar specials toast Castro’s demise
The 12 gins of Christmas
“Powdered alcohol WILL come to Texas, whether it’s legal or brought in illegally”
Cops crack down on the menace of free wine at an Art Walk
State employee fired for giving panhandler a beer
Hotel in a gin distillery set to open
Strip club next door to convent has liquor license yanked
Liquor store owner hires arsonists to burn down rival that sold cheaper beer
Founder of Corona leaves $210 million to village where he was born
Thanksgiving Eve is the best night to get lucky
Spring Break beaches set to ban booze
Boom Boom Mancini gets his own bourbon
The future has arrived: The freaky-deaky 24-hour home-brew kit.
Woman attempts to use slice of pizza as ID at a bar
Drunken soccer match turns out to be better than anybody expected
Kurds risk all to smuggle booze into Iran
Pirates of the US: Captain Morgan moves warehousing from St. Croix to Maryland
Confirmed: You should drink whiskey with your Thanksgiving turkey.
You’ll never guess what UB40’s new wine is called
“Take your drink in the sky” in balloon-borne bar
96-year-old completes marathon, celebrates with scotch
The world’s biggest rum collection
Shock report: 20% of the booze in the UK is counterfeit.
Bar fined because patrons stayed 2 minutes after closing time
The secret meaning of German beer coasters
Of course: AB InBorg is behind Labatt ending retirees’ free-beer-for-life perk.
Latest Anti-Saloon League gambit: Beer pong is germy!
Confirmed: Drinking is great for your heart.
Canada and Denmark fight over island with whisky and schnapps
Oculto, Black Crown among a dozen A-B beers to get the axe
Self-proclaimed “biggest drinker in the world” downs a bottle of vodka in 8 seconds
FL city cuts off alcohol to “known habitual drunkards”
A love letter to drinking in bars.
By a huge margin, Oklahoma voters chuck 3.2% beer for the real stuff.
Bed Bath & Beyond now serving booze
Bar’s “friendly face-slapping contest” ends about like you’d expect
Alabama’s largest remaining dry city votes to go wet
“Dead” man found lying in mud was just dead drunk
Voter turned away from polls for wearing “Wine Party” t-shirt
“Dr. Frankenstein of Beer” wonders why brewers don’t want his GMOnster yeast.
College students banned from drinking anyplace, anytime, any age.
At last, a brandy named in honor of Millard Fillmore
Cubs rewarded with 108 bottles of Johnnie Walker Blue Label
Cazart! A Hunter S. Thompson tribute bar opens in Brooklyn.
$6,000 vodka at least comes in a nice bottle
Harsh: Man kills roommate who stole his beer
South African winemakers deny using slave labor
Hangover-free beer not all it’s cracked up to be
The most dangerous places in the world consume the least alcohol.
Anthony Bourdain: Craft beer snobs are pod people intent on ruining the drinking scene.
Probably not a good idea to hand out beer to trick-or-treaters
Decline in bat population could hurt bourbon industry
Those Schumer/Rogen Bud Light ads didn’t go over so well.
Soon even our pint glasses will be spying on us.
Agents of the Anti-Saloon League try to stop glorious Booze Train, fail miserably.
Coors clan the last American beer dynasty left standing
College booze crackdowns not working out as planned
US military’s booze of choice: Jack Daniel’s
No, wine can’t be tailored to your DNA
The most interesting beer heist in the world
Contrary to media narrative, alcohol involved in only 23% of bad behavior on airplanes.
Video games get blamed for teaching kids to drink and smoke
Bacardi builds actual bat caves at bottling plant
Iraq’s heroic Kurdish provinces plan on ignoring proposed booze ban.
Latest neo-dry tomfoolery: Irish coffees same as doing cocaine.
Beer before Obamacare
The many health benefits of rum
A deer walks into a bar
Prohibition-era laws still strangling the South.
End of an Era: Vegas casinos getting chintzy with free drinks.
These Chicago bars are charging a $250 cover to watch the Cubs.
Drunk forensic expert passes out on rotting corpse
North Korean dictator gorges on wine and cheese
Self-driving truck makes a beer run
Women now drink as much as men
Brewers, archaeologists recreate beer from the Iron Age
Iraq’s parliament votes for complete ban of alcohol.
Wife of Pappygate mastermind cops plea
Narragansett beer to be brewed in RI once again
Striking Jim Beam workers agree to new contract
Judge convicted of trying to bribe federal agent with Bud Light
Why the hell not candy-corn flavored beer?
At long last, US to get national beer museum.
Let’s bring back drinking beer for breakfast.
107-year-old man starts every day with whiskey
The science of pouring the perfect beer
Microbrewery recalls 10K barrels of beer after wild yeast ferments revolt.
Tailgating fan chugs beer from woman’s ass-crack
AB InBorg now assimilating homebrew supply companies.
Tales from an airport bar
NBC News discovers that Pappy Van Winkle is hard to find
The hidden epidemic of snakes getting stuck in beer cans
New “Guzzle Buddy” aims to make drinking wine straight from the bottle socially acceptable
Wayne Gretzky now in the whisky business
Drunkards unite to drink tequila at 6 a.m.
Human toe with your cocktail?
Free wine flows 24/7 from a fountain in Italy
Whiskey is just another word for Freedom.
Newspaper suddenly aware beer snobs exist.
Baseball’s champagne parties need to chill
BrewDog coming to America
Formerly dry campus finally gets with the program
Jim Beam distillery workers vote to strike
High school teacher unwisely helps her student steal beer
Texas church: “Craft Beer Is the Devil’s Craft”
Napoleonic era cognac sells for $272,000
A-B InBorg’s assimilation of SABMiller is complete.
Even Siberia is producing wine now.
No, alcohol bans at sports arenas don’t prevent drunkenness
Carry your wife through an obstacle course, win her weight in beer
Throw a beer in Canada and they take away your right to drink.
How to order whiskey like a goddamn robot.
Mirroring big brewers, CO beer guilds to merge into monolithic “single voice.”.
Buckfast and Mad Dog, together at last
Mustard cocktail, anyone?
MADD sues rival MODD
Massive conglomerate’s cynical attempt to pass itself as “local” vodka fails in Seattle.
Indomitable: Steely drunkards throw Hurricane Parties in the face of Matthew.
Inside the world’s tiniest tequila bar
Bottle of Glenfiddich auctioned for a record-breaking 68,500 pounds
Beer named Panty Peeler accused of encouraging rape culture
Giants pitcher celebrates shutout by downing four beers at once
“World’s Best Bartender” award goes to a woman for the first time
Baijiu the new tequila?
Hellboy has his own wine
Drunk guy falls out of his car and runs over himself
Power of booze: Man’s drunken attempt at a flip exposes his skull and he doesn’t seem too worried about it
Myth smashed: Moderate drinking does not make women less fertile.
Now’s your chance to drink Captain Morgan pumpkin-flavored spiced rum
AL cracks down on the menace of sidewalk alcohol sales
Human snowflake appoints himself Adjudicator of All Things Beer Related.
Drunkard protests booze ban by climbing electrical pole
Victory: CA okays hooch and a haircut
Program gives all your data to nightclubs so they can, uh, “serve you” better.
Woman drunk-texts kisses too… Gatwick Airport
Loud music makes you drink more
“Couch drinking,” new tech hitting bars’ bottom line.
Finally: Author Thomas Wolfe gets a beer.
Mass. cracks down on the menace of boozy ice cream
Drunk man riding a horse disrupts sobriety walk
Construction workers unearth 200-year-old pub
Grape thieves stalk Burgundy vineyards
Budweiser survey reveals: People like beer
French whisky expands overseas
Well, why the hell shouldn’t there be hamburger-flavored beer?
Frozen pizza is okay if you’re drunk enough
Lord Calvert has a purpose after all
Is a cocktail ever worth $26?
Agent of Big Pharma wants to sell liquid Valium as “hangover-free alcohol.”
Humans were born to drink.
110-year-old woman credits daily dose of scotch for long life
The science of beer foam
Wyoming, of all places, has Stalinist grip on liquor licenses.
The Stanford booze ban is strictly ridic.
Beer snob: Craft beer has heroically slain the day-drinking dragon!
What 18 wine coolers will do to you
Cross-dressing teen scores a bottle of Mad Dog
Rutgers shuts down tailgating because 56-year-old drank a beer.
Underage girl moves a cup of beer, alcohol police pounce
Science confirms: Beer makes you happier and friendlier
Power of booze: Man drinking in the woods fights off bear with a wine bottle
Spilling booze for dead homies has been around for a long, long time.
Drunk rats more likely to fight the power, and other interesting rat-drinking facts.
Powerful aura of heavy drinkers make regular drinkers feel more sober.
That ATM lurking in the shadows of your favorite dive is about to get 86’d.
Even Belgians don’t drink Stella Artois
More than you ever wanted to know about Oktoberfest
New respect for Jägermeister?
Boob-flashing bar patron assaults bartender with a chicken sandwich
Brewer teams up with Kellogg’s for Frosted Flakes beer
Science confirms: Drunk people don’t know how drunk they are
Best not to down a box of wine before appearing in court
Behold the backyard inflatable Irish pub
Active agent of the Anti-Saloon League proposes tripling MI beer tax.
More than half a million beers stockpiled for thirsty college football fans
Depressing wine labels
A-B InBev eyeing takeover of Coca-Cola?
Forbidden booze booms in Pakistan
How to read a bar
Over 400 “moms” send college kid beer money.
Volstead Act? What Volstead Act?
Cutting-edge beer mug won’t block your view while you chug
The neo-drys are gearing up for a major offensive.
Psychopaths crazy for G&Ts.
Abe Lincoln’s bourbon legacy
Wine drinkers less prone to Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s
NY State takes baby step away from Prohibition era
Talented kayaker rolls over without spilling his beer
Smithsonian curator: Tiki bars exploit Pacific Islanders
Hooray for science: Ice-cube shaped sensor alerts bartender to make another.
Miami’s notorious beer bandit finally behind bars
Führer-themed wine doesn’t go over so well
Church applies for liquor license: “Jesus turned water into wine for a reason.”
Drunk man exacts revenge on neighbor by shooting corn cobs at his house
Belgians bless beer in Brussels cathedral on brewers day
Pork roll beer’s time has come.
How America’s oldest whiskey faded to the bottom shelf.
Kid brings dad a beer, Screechy McSnitcherson springs into action.
UK pol: After-work drinking discriminates against mothers
In case you ever wanted to drink a cocktail from a bong.
Homebrewing is about to get Keurigerized.
The American Dream is not dead: Optimistic drunkard hopes to raise $60K for Steel Reserve.
Burning question of the day: Is 130 proof bourbon strong enough?
Noted gin & juice aficionado signs on with Tanqueray
Captain Morgan ad banned for excessive partying
The craft beer market is so flush even hobos are building beer halls.
Highly-litigious Moosehead continues to assert it owns the word “moose.”
Where goeth MGD?
Alabama Ministry of Alcohol wants dossiers on all craft beer buyers.
Canadian man disguised as hockey goalie pulls off beer heist
What are the drinking habits of lesbians? NIH grants nearly $1 million to find out
Wife bites and stabs husband who drank her last beer
Save the snow leopards, drink vodka
How craft beer won over the Bible Belt.
Texas’ Ministry of Alcohol releases app to snitch on bars, bartenders.
The booze industry is wussifying whiskey for Generation Snowflake.
Are you drinking enough?
AB-InBorg to delete 5,500 organic components from borgforce.
The worst-rated beers in the world
Chinese crazy for Four Loko
Budweiser marketing survey offends just about everybody
Space and booze, an anecdotal history
After Brock Turner, Stanford U bans hard liquor
Booze industry fights back against “junk science”
Man kicked out of bar bites off bartender’s finger
“Pongbot” challenges beer pong players with moving targets
“Serving the late night crowd is absolutely a different ballgame”
Shock Report: Some using London’s new Night Tube were visibly intoxicated.
Drunken shoplifter snags a bottle of booze and a stuffed pink walrus
Finally: “Beer hotel” will offer free pint at check-in.
Power of Booze: Drunk man falls eleven stories, gets up and walks away
Amish man charged with driving buggy drunk with friends on roof
European-grown barley transforming American beer
Pork roast falls out of drunk guy’s pants
Japanese gin arrives
Drunkard breaks into fairgrounds beer tent and guzzles all the beer
Blind to the lessons of history, Indonesia flirts with national prohibition.
Former prison converted into a whiskey distillery
Outrage over new cocktail named “Gas Chamber”
North Korea holds a beer festival
If you go to work drunk, at least remember to wear pants
Big Brother Alert: Scientists devise “tattoo” that broadcasts your BAC.
Thief scores 2-foot-tall bottle of cognac worth $15,000
Arizona’s draconian DUI laws
Evil scientists propose watering down beer to reduce the dangers of alcohol
Man crowned “wine queen” when no women volunteer
Dutch Olympian kicked off team for the crime of drinking
PBR arrives in the UK
Dumbass pulls an armed robbery for… a 12-pack of Budweiser
Natty Light gets a makeover
Singles drink more than married people
99-year-old fitness instructor credits daily brandy for good health
Scotch sales soar in wake of Brexit
100-year-old woman celebrates birthday by playing beer pong
Beer still reigns as America’s preferred alcoholic beverage
Power of booze: Barefoot woman kicks out police car windshield
Driverless cars a boon to the booze industry
Shame of a Nation: Generation Snowflake discovers low-alcohol beer.
Vandal spray-paints “I’m drunk” on police station wall
Alright alright alright: Matthew McConaughey joins forces with Wild Turkey
“Wine terrorists” flood city streets
Olympian credits booze for overcoming anxiety
Secret ingredient in catfish bait: Evan Williams bourbon
McDonald’s tests walk-thru lane for drunk customers
Man drinking beer in a tree falls 70 feet
University offers MBA in bourbon.
150 people gather outside bar to watch women fight
The 5 most expensive bottles of tequila
Miami homeless sent to alcohol rehab against their will
Imagine if the Shark Tank hosts were cool. And drunk.
Psychologists finally explain why bourbon tastes better while listening to Merle Haggard.
Farmers rise to the occasion as our wholesome appetite for rye whiskey grows.
25 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, this MD liquor board keeps the dream alive.
Smithsonian looking to hire a beer historian